Sigh...it's a pretty bad time for me to commit to such an endeavor, so I won't say anything about VGMing or such. But you know I'm always good for a weekly dose of talking about things that seem to be non sequiturs until I blow your mind by making nebulous analogies to my current feud, so yeah...I'll roleplay.
***BREAKING NEWS***
BIFF: "This is Biff Biffy. Today I managed to catch former Wrestling Superstar Elistara on her way to a plane. I managed to catch up to her and told her about Glide's statement about his return to the ring. She simply smiles and... Direct quote here."
***Footage rolls as the screen moves up and down, obviously caused by a running camera-person. Biff runs up to Elistara and stops holding out the mike toward her.***
BIFF: "Today Glide announced his return to the ring. Any thoughts?"
ELISTARA: "Then it would appear that this is the perfect time for me to make my return to the ring. A dear friend had asked me recently, and I said yes."
ELISTARA: "Glide, you owe me a rematch".
BIFF: "Isn't he the one who caused your injury that eventually led to your forced retirement?"
***The screen shakes, and becomes blurry as the camera fails to keep up with the rapid movement. As quickly as it begins, it is over, and the video becomes clear again, as it becomes apparent the camera is now laying on it's side on the ground. In the distance, Elistara can be seen to be calmly walking away.***
